Here’s the deal with the messaging thing, a lot of people have their own theories on how it works, what works best, etc. Others try pick-up-artist “negging.” Some send ridiculously long messages about their background and their overall philosophy and what they’re currently doing with their lives.Some guys think that it’s cool to copy and paste and throw out a message like bait in a lake full of carp. I’d like to say there’s no right or wrong way to message someone (everyone usually has something that works for them), but there is definitely a better way.Thus making an introduction easier and far less intimidating.If rejection happens it’s not as personal or awkward (usually). I wish you and I were Weedles, so you and I could make a Kakuna and evolve together. If I were a Ghastly, I'd seep right through your pants. You're more legendary than Entei of Mew But out of a million, I choose you. I'll stay by your side like Misty and Ash, My love for you burns like A fast Rapidash.
I heard you cant escape them You want me to become Charmander?
I think we're going to need Defog (HM05) before the night is done. You make me errupt like the Cinnabar Island volcano.
If I was a Pokemon right now, I'd be an Erectabuzz If you were in a Pokemon Contest, you'd win first place in the Beauty/Cuteness category. You make me feel like an Electrode, you give me an EXPLOSION in my pants.
-professor sycamore When I'm around you, I am like a Geodude, as hard as a rock!
(Pokemon) You make me want to Sing myself to sleep! Is that a Sudowoodo in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? When I look at you, my Metapod can't get any harder. Hey girl are you into pokemon because I'd like to skwortle on dim jigglelypuffs Do you wanna play my Poke Flute? Hey girl you make my caterpie go metapod I don't need my Poke-Dex to find YOUR Ghastly. I think something may have mega evolved in my pants!!!